It’s been a big two weeks in tween-ville: Naturally, nothing is more important than the upcoming premiere on Friday of "Twilight Saga: New Moon," the second installment of the hormone-fueled love story starring rumored-real life couple Kristen Stewart as tortured teen Bella Swan and Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen, Bella's hunky vampire boyfriend. In just a few days, we'll see a first official glimpse of the Italy-based "royal" vampire clan, the Volturi (among its members: the ultimate tween actress Dakota Fanning) as well as lots of shirtless shots of newly muscled up Taylor Lautner, who plays Bella's best friend, werewolf Jacob Black.

In other news, let's turn our attention to the recent feats of Miss Taylor Swift, the queen of the tweens: On November 8th, the 19-year-old singer starred on "Saturday Night Live" (quite swimmingly, I may add) as host and musical guest. Then on November 11th, she cleaned up at the Country Music Awards, becoming the youngest artst ever to win the prestigious Entertainer of the Year award. She also took home awards for best female vocalist, video of the year for "Love Story" and album of the year for Fearless, which to (cowboy) boot is the longest charting albume of the decade. The sequined songstress is not even out of her teens and she is seriously a top dog. 

Taylor Swift in Reem Acra, arriving at the 43rd Annual CMA Awards, November 2009 (by FrederickBreedon/Stringer via Getty)

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner at a press event for "Twilight Saga: New Moon," November 2009 (via PR Photos)

Now to tie it all together, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are together. Double T's in love! Holy tabloid domination. I am officially out of breath, and all I am doing is sitting on a plane, looking for Twilight booty on eBay (god bless in-flight internet). Here's what I turned up:

Twilight Saga New Moon Handpainted Shoes (starting bid, $20 at left; starting bid, $5, at right)

Forget the generic tees, these one-of-a-kind shoes have designs inspired by the book covers and movie posters.

Edward Cullen Metal Lunchbox (starting bid, $.99)

Maybe Edward's smoldering body will keep my lunch warm.

Scala Long Sequin Gold Dress (buy it now price, $239)

I may not have the porcelain-skinned powerhouses awards (or her boyfriend) but at least I can look the part. 

Karen Bard is eBay's pop culture expert.